Song Buff Pillows

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Scotch and water musick."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Best System in the World

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The Directors Gut.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

Amy Winehouse

Bell Hop

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

The Music Lover.

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'