Instrument Buff Pillows

BRUCE FINDS HIS INSTRUMENT

Man using a plunger on his horn.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Get on with it!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

King of Music.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

I love Harmonica

Cellist

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Musicians on a beach

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Bell Hop

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"