Jazz Buff Pillows

Like, Real Gone...

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

'He does lack social skills.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Golfing Accident

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Beware of the frog"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Can't Touch This

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Cat Hecklers

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'