Brass Instrument Buff Pillows

Tunicorn.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musical Fight

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

Flute-a-licious.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Bass Clef

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Supply was out of harps.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Banjo Player

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A cocktail in a tuba