Brass Instrument Repair Specialist Pillows

Twisted trumpet.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musician

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He lost his whistle,'

Musical Fight

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Arturo Sandoval

"It's garage music."

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Concerto for Two Horns

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Supply was out of harps.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

A cocktail in a tuba

Tunicorn.