Band Name Buff Pillows

'Has your group got a name yet?'

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Deflator mouse

Mikado

US v.s. Tech Giants

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Of Mice and Men.

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

Some scents are nonsense.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

A Cow Striptease

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

'I'm a star!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Hollywood producer.