Name Buffs Pillows

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Are we there yet?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

And on this day, God created children.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Wilderness GPS

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

The truth about bears.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"