Name Buffs Pillows

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Are we there yet?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Conspiracy Theory Books

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

And on this day, God created children.

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Wilderness GPS

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

The truth about bears.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."