Homonym Buff Pillows

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'He does lack social skills.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Cat Hecklers

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Beware of the frog"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."