Banter Buff Pillows

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."

No smoking section, no sugar section and no salt sections.

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

"There's an INDICATION that we MAY be looking at the POSSIBILITY of a POTENTIAL partial recovery over the SHORT or LONG term ...But I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'