Homonym Buff Gifts

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Backfire

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cheeze Wiz.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I have no thumbs."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Beware of the frog"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Wedding disaster #27.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And would you like flies with that?"