Phrase Buff Gifts

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Roget's Pet

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

No New Grammer Schools

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Literary rain

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Dikshonarys

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

Cheese grammar.

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."