Proverb Buff Gifts

"You snooze, you lose."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

A Good Batch.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'He does lack social skills.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Paul Ree

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Golfing Accident

The Alpha Seltzer

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!