Proverb Enthusiast Gifts

"Hang on...We must be doing something wrong...How does that saying go again?"

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'Just a minute!'

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Street signposts - 'walk the walk' and 'talk the talk'.

'Hold on guys, he's got an apple!'

"Hello? Jack Anderson?"

'There's no such thing as a free lunch, Featherstone, and you can't have your cake and eat it.'

'We can't make hay while the sun shines if the union strikes while the iron is hot.'

'No use crying over spilt milk.'

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

Never put off what you can do today, There'll be a law against it tomorrow.

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

W M. Beemers Adages

"True, time is money, but unfortunately, money isn't time

Making Mountains out of Molehills

The early worm catches the bird.

"Remember – not all of them become chickens."

'He tried to have my cake and eat it, officer!'

People in glass houses...

"I still think you're avoiding the real issue. The real issue is your bark. Your bark is worse than your bite."

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'...You can lead a man to the mall, but you can't make him shop.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I always get up late...it confuses the birds!'

Three Wise Builders

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Time was when a fool and his money were easily parted...Now it happens to anyone!'

Ostrich and Mole

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack.

A bird in hand is better than one overhead.