Proverb Fan Gifts

Cat comes home from holiday to find mice in his house watching play.

Nigel cuts a long story short. (Sawing War and Peace in half).

A watched kettle never boils.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Spam in Hell.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Wow, what a DILF."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Don't even think about it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Old Yarns

John Calvin