Proverb Enthusiasts Gifts

Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Pigs might fly...

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

The downside of being an early bird. (bird being given worm tablets).

The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

'Man, I wish I could smell no evil!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'I inherited therefore I am'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

Goalkeeping Dog

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'