Proverb Practitioner Gifts

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Don't even think about it."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

Goalkeeping Dog

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'