Proverbial Thinker Gifts

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

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East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

I get my ideas on sale...

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

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"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Goalkeeping Dog

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Evolution of God. . .

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'