Proverb Lover Gifts

"So I`m asking you to carry one more straw. What`s with the big problem?"

'Though our dear friend kicked the bucket, let us remember to not cry over spilt milk for the grass is always greener on the other side.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

'Remember son, a trout in the beak is worth two in the stream.'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'The pen is mightier than the sword.'

When Pigs Fly Again.

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"Grownups sure do talk funny. Mom says Dad's rules aren't written in stone because he lives in a glass house."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"Love the pearls!"

Jack Straw in - Robin Cook out. 'That's the way the Cookie crumbles.'

Son, when life gives you to someone, run, because it's not going to end well. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-04-04).

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Out of control

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship