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"So I`m asking you to carry one more straw. What`s with the big problem?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

'Remember son, a trout in the beak is worth two in the stream.'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'The pen is mightier than the sword.'

When Pigs Fly Again.

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"Grownups sure do talk funny. Mom says Dad's rules aren't written in stone because he lives in a glass house."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"Love the pearls!"

Jack Straw in - Robin Cook out. 'That's the way the Cookie crumbles.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Out of control

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.