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"Remember, when you point a finger at someone else...there are three fingers being total cowards.

Today is the first day of the rest of your senility.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Goalkeeping Dog

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.