Collecting Proverbs T-Shirts

Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Pigs might fly...

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'Have you seen a bull?'

"Remember – not all of them become chickens."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"God helps those who help themselves. So I helped myself."

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

A watched kettle never boils.

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

A storm in a teacup.

Today is the first day of the rest of your senility.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!

R Pennyworth - Didn't put all his eggs in one basket.

Jack Straw in - Robin Cook out. 'That's the way the Cookie crumbles.'

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Sauce for the Goose

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'