Proverb Poets T-Shirts

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Don't even think about it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Goalkeeping Dog

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'