Proverb Philosopher T-Shirts

"We have a fourth brother, admit no evil, but he left the group for a career in politics.."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Do unto him as he's doing unto you.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'If two wrongs don't make a right, how many does it take?'

'Into each life some rain must fall... Into each life some rain must fall....'

"Remember, happiness sometimes sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. But sometimes, you have to keep your doors locked."

"God helps those who help themselves. So I helped myself."

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."