Proverb Philosopher T-Shirts

"We have a fourth brother, admit no evil, but he left the group for a career in politics.."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Do unto him as he's doing unto you.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'If two wrongs don't make a right, how many does it take?'

'Into each life some rain must fall... Into each life some rain must fall....'

"Remember, happiness sometimes sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. But sometimes, you have to keep your doors locked."

"God helps those who help themselves. So I helped myself."

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Voltaire