Proverbial Thinker T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

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'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Don't even think about it."

I get my ideas on sale...

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

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Goalkeeping Dog

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."