Proverbial Explorer T-Shirts

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Why we need poetry. . .

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Home depot."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'