Proverb Poets Gifts

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Don't even think about it."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Goalkeeping Dog

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!