Proverb Critic Gifts

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Don't even think about it."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Goalkeeping Dog

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Critics In Love

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."