Proverb Critic Mugs

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Goalkeeping Dog

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Critics In Love

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'