Proverbs Gifts

"Hang on...We must be doing something wrong...How does that saying go again?"

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Multitasking Monkey

"We have a fourth brother, admit no evil, but he left the group for a career in politics.."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'Just a minute!'

"Got canned for calling in sick too often. I thought absence was supposed to make the heart grow fonder."

'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

Cat comes home from holiday to find mice in his house watching play.

Rare footage of a leopard changing its spots.

'If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens if I get sick?'

"So much for being the early bird, You've got worms"

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

Never put off what you can do today, There'll be a law against it tomorrow.

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

'What did I say? 'People in glass houses shouldn't hang pictures'.'

People in glass houses...

'You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg law firm.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'It's not milk, man! IT'S BEER!'

'I slept late because i didn't want the early bird to catch me!'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

'Money doesn't grow on cactus.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'They taste the same to me.'

"I still think you're avoiding the real issue. The real issue is your bark. Your bark is worse than your bite."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

If the pot called the kettle black nowadays.

'I get to work early and all I get are the worms.'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

Have Your Cake/Eat It

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."