Reading Proverbs Gifts

Remember, it is better to illuminate your backside than curse the darkness … Enlightening Bugs.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm

Ye shall reap what ye shall sow.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Don't even think about it."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

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