Collecting Proverbs Gifts

Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Pigs might fly...

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'Have you seen a bull?'

"Remember – not all of them become chickens."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"God helps those who help themselves. So I helped myself."

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

A watched kettle never boils.

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

A storm in a teacup.

Today is the first day of the rest of your senility.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!

R Pennyworth - Didn't put all his eggs in one basket.

Jack Straw in - Robin Cook out. 'That's the way the Cookie crumbles.'

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

The devil you know and his plus one

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

Remember, don't judge other snails until you've crept a few inches in their shells.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.