Collecting Phrases Gifts

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

Happy as a clam

Badaboom Badabing

I don't let my conscience be my guide, I consider it more of a wingman.

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"

When It Rains, It Pours

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'