Collecting Expressions Gifts

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

"I remember when I was the best thing going"

"The usual, I'm feeling good, but not great."

(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

Sauce for the Goose

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"No, you misunderstood me: Bob's not dead, he just literally fell off his perch..."

"He's got a photographic memory."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Director/Action Man toy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."