Collecting Expressions Prints

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

"I remember when I was the best thing going"

"The usual, I'm feeling good, but not great."

(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

Sauce for the Goose

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"No, you misunderstood me: Bob's not dead, he just literally fell off his perch..."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Seagiraffes