Expression Collector Gifts

"I remember when I was the best thing going"

'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"As this is the only pond I've ever been in, I don't know if it's big or small."

"'Dead cat bounce' is a total myth!"

"I tried to find something the whole world could use."

Detector. "You can't take it with you" became "better safe than sorry".

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

'Ed steals a furtive glance'

Curiosity was the mother of Venetian blinds.

'Would you please stop saying 'I feel like I've died and gone to heaven'.'

A bird in hand is better than one overhead.

"Come in and take the weight off your feet..."

Wrong Side To Be On.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Sauce for the Goose

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Heading off with a packed bag