Calculator Collector Gifts

Calculator: Counting by fingers.

Blaise Pascal

'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'This one's a great little number cruncher.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Outstanding Time Management

"I wonder what this was for."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Time Table

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'