Counter Collector Gifts

Counting Geigers...

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"You're on a what?!"

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

European currency on the edge.

Sundial Time

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Money Bar.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

US dollar rising and falling.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

The Euro.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."