Print Collector Gifts

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

Vegetal Print

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Try his land line.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Card shark

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"Please feel free to browse."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"I wonder what this was for."

Orthopaedist

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Business people buying greeting cards.