Run Collector Gifts

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Feeling for shells

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

The other digital divide.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Utility Chic.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."