Run Collector Mugs

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Feeling for shells

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Utility Chic.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The other digital divide.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."