Cloud Collector Gifts

Dark Cloud

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

'Yes, we really do have a cloud nine, but there's a very long waiting list.'

Halo.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."

"Looks like it's going to be one of those days, Jill."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Try his land line.'

The other digital divide.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Time Table