Cloud Collector Prints

Dark Cloud

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

'Yes, we really do have a cloud nine, but there's a very long waiting list.'

Halo.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."

"Looks like it's going to be one of those days, Jill."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The other digital divide.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Try his land line.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?