Computer Collector Gifts

"Please feel free to browse."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Early Laptops.'

Playing cards.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"I wonder what this was for."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."