Computer Collector Gifts

"Please feel free to browse."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Playing cards.

'Early Laptops.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."