Hardware Collector Gifts

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Invest in technology."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'New Game'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Early Laptops.'

Playing cards.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','