Plate Collector Gifts

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I started a collection!"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'Damn, so close!'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Shelf Portrait

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Harold Wilson

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

"Pipe Dream"

Tea and Coffee

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

Moses takes a rest.

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".