Kettle Collector Gifts

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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Bottletrees.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Fido and Fifi

"Your shout!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Ad Valorem

Teapot Art

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Make it look like an accident.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Kettle Drum

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"There's water up here, all right!"

Spot Light

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'