Kettle Collector Pillows

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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Bottletrees.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"Your shout!"

Fido and Fifi

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Ad Valorem

Teapot Art

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Kettle Drum

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'