Tea-towel Collector Pillows

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Shall I be mother?

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Kettle Drum

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Salvage Hunters

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Oh, thank God!"

Toilet Roll Prank

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Toilet Graduation

Bull In a china shop

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Forklift truck

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Bully in the China Shop

Well, when I said, "never bring a knife to a gun fight," I figured the spoon and fork were also implied.