Tea Cosy Collector Pillows

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Shall I be mother?

Sleepy Bunny

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Vesta

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

A complimentary biscuit

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Camomiletherapy

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Teapot Art

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Kettle Drum

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."