Tea Cosy Collector Mugs

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

The Leafs win the Cup!

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Shall I be mother?

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

A Lady Out Shopping.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sleepy Bunny

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

A complimentary biscuit

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Teapot Art

Camomiletherapy

Britain's first official astronaut.

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."